[Chuck looks very excited.]
Oh, cool, Paris! [Future Paris, maybe, but Paris, dammit.] Wow, I have some awesome memories of this place...and some not-so-awesome memories. But mostly I think the good outweighs the bad. [Especially because Shaw didn't actually, y'know, die. Oh, and he finally got the girl here, too.] I never got to spend enough time here...so I'm really glad we're here! Who wants to come with me?
Oh, cool, Paris! [Future Paris, maybe, but Paris, dammit.] Wow, I have some awesome memories of this place...and some not-so-awesome memories. But mostly I think the good outweighs the bad. [Especially because Shaw didn't actually, y'know, die. Oh, and he finally got the girl here, too.] I never got to spend enough time here...so I'm really glad we're here! Who wants to come with me?
19. - Dream a little dream - Video.
Sep. 26th, 2011 10:43 pm[Oh my God, it's Chuck! But he doesn't look too good. He seems panicked, and he's clearly wearing a hospital gown (which does in fact close in the back). If anyone remembers his curly mop? Yeah, that's gone now, and in its place is a rather professional-looking haircut. If he were wearing a suit, he'd look like a different guy entirely - but the terror on his face is pure Bartowski.]
Wh-- no, I'm dreaming. I'm still dreaming, I can't be--
[He looks down at his hands. He's not wearing what he was in his dream - but they've already pulled the 'make him think he's awake' trick before, so he's being wary. He turns towards his door, opening it, intending to go back down the hallway in his house - and freezes.]
They can't know about this place, they can't, most of the time I don't know about this place, but I can't be back here, not yet--
I saw Sarah. I saw her. I saw her in here and now she's not and now I'm back here.
I have to be dreaming still. I have to. I can't go yet. She's looking for me, she has to be.
[And he sits back in his chair, looking at his hands again.]
Wh-- no, I'm dreaming. I'm still dreaming, I can't be--
[He looks down at his hands. He's not wearing what he was in his dream - but they've already pulled the 'make him think he's awake' trick before, so he's being wary. He turns towards his door, opening it, intending to go back down the hallway in his house - and freezes.]
They can't know about this place, they can't, most of the time I don't know about this place, but I can't be back here, not yet--
I saw Sarah. I saw her. I saw her in here and now she's not and now I'm back here.
I have to be dreaming still. I have to. I can't go yet. She's looking for me, she has to be.
[And he sits back in his chair, looking at his hands again.]
18. - Taking a break. - Video.
Jul. 7th, 2011 10:26 pm[Chuck is smiling at the camera.]
Hey guys, I'm going away for a little while. It's been a while since I've seen Sarah, and there's some stuff I have to take care of at home...but I shouldn't be away for more than a few days or so. I mean, I'm not just going to abandon you guys.
[Private to Chang.]
Look, I know I haven't really been that great a warden lately. Maybe I can get my head back on straight at home. There's just a lot of stuff I've been thinking about.
Hey guys, I'm going away for a little while. It's been a while since I've seen Sarah, and there's some stuff I have to take care of at home...but I shouldn't be away for more than a few days or so. I mean, I'm not just going to abandon you guys.
[Private to Chang.]
Look, I know I haven't really been that great a warden lately. Maybe I can get my head back on straight at home. There's just a lot of stuff I've been thinking about.
17. - What Fates Impose - Video
Jun. 10th, 2011 07:42 am[Chuck's wearing an ancient Army t-shirt - unusual attire for him. His hair is also a shorter than usual, and he looks a little distressed.]
What's going on? This...can't be my room. I'm not supposed to be here. I can't be here. I can't even be in this hemisphere. This has to be a dream.
...oh my God, Ellie...!
[He runs and opens the door to his room, and then stares out into the hallway uncomprehendingly. He turns to face the camera, looking pissed, and a little dizzy.]
Where am I, and where's Ellie?!
[OOC: This Chuck is from an excellent, epic-length AU fanfic called What Fates Impose. He's from chapter 1. Naturally I will be poking at the fic to better his characterization for the flood.]
What's going on? This...can't be my room. I'm not supposed to be here. I can't be here. I can't even be in this hemisphere. This has to be a dream.
...oh my God, Ellie...!
[He runs and opens the door to his room, and then stares out into the hallway uncomprehendingly. He turns to face the camera, looking pissed, and a little dizzy.]
Where am I, and where's Ellie?!
[OOC: This Chuck is from an excellent, epic-length AU fanfic called What Fates Impose. He's from chapter 1. Naturally I will be poking at the fic to better his characterization for the flood.]
12. - Video - Blaow blaow
Mar. 31st, 2011 10:30 pm[Warden filter.]
Hey! Now that the whole half-the-wardens-are-kids-now thing is over, I've got a question to ask everyone:
What would you all think of trying to set up a permanent firing range on board? I figure enough of us use guns that it should be relevant. We could get some eye and ear protection, too, and it'd obviously be locked with our items like the other warden-only levels. And maybe we could try and ask the Admiral to rig it so weapons can't leave the range in case of an emergency or a riot or something?
I dunno, I'm just kind of spitballing here. So what do you think?
Hey! Now that the whole half-the-wardens-are-kids-now thing is over, I've got a question to ask everyone:
What would you all think of trying to set up a permanent firing range on board? I figure enough of us use guns that it should be relevant. We could get some eye and ear protection, too, and it'd obviously be locked with our items like the other warden-only levels. And maybe we could try and ask the Admiral to rig it so weapons can't leave the range in case of an emergency or a riot or something?
I dunno, I'm just kind of spitballing here. So what do you think?
Oh, man. [Chuck is pointing the camera at everything in distress/nerdy glee/archiving tendencies.] Cheery pseudo-'50s stuff? A suspiciously particular jumpsuit? A backpack and an extremely cryptic note?
We're either in some screwed-up cult or the Barge has dropped us off into scenic alternate-universe Washington, DC. And you know what, I'm actually not too sure which one I prefer.
But seriously. If you see any Kool-Aid? Don't touch it.
We're either in some screwed-up cult or the Barge has dropped us off into scenic alternate-universe Washington, DC. And you know what, I'm actually not too sure which one I prefer.
But seriously. If you see any Kool-Aid? Don't touch it.
10. - Video - Floods suck
Feb. 11th, 2011 11:48 am[Chuck sighs and runs his hands through his hair.]
All right, I have to explain. During the flood I could, for some extremely stupid reason, only speak in movie quotes. If you think it was annoying, you have no idea how I felt. That said, some of what came out of my mouth was not, strictly speaking, true. For example, I was not raised by a crazy Belgian. The truth is actually more complicated than that.
Like, way more complicated.
But whatever. Flood's over. I just thought I owed you guys an explanation.
All right, I have to explain. During the flood I could, for some extremely stupid reason, only speak in movie quotes. If you think it was annoying, you have no idea how I felt. That said, some of what came out of my mouth was not, strictly speaking, true. For example, I was not raised by a crazy Belgian. The truth is actually more complicated than that.
Like, way more complicated.
But whatever. Flood's over. I just thought I owed you guys an explanation.
09. - Video - Quote, endquote
Feb. 7th, 2011 11:20 pm[Chuck is staring at his desk, trying desperately to use his own words.]
Captain's log, stardate: Unknown.
[Frown. Pause. Try again. Fail to produce own speech. Flail arms helplessly.]
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
...help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
[Aaaand lineface.]
[Sources: Star Trek, Zoolander, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope]
Captain's log, stardate: Unknown.
[Frown. Pause. Try again. Fail to produce own speech. Flail arms helplessly.]
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
...help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
[Aaaand lineface.]
[Sources: Star Trek, Zoolander, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope]
[Chuck is in a suit. The room he is in appears to be a den, but a big one - high-end computers can be seen in the background, as well as several framed magazime covers - think "Tony Stark Wants To Save The World" - but they're all about Charles Carmichael, computer whiz kid and brilliant, visionary CEO of the software giant ENCOM (because he is not above a gratuitous Tron reference and neither am I). He flails his arms a bit, lost for words.]
Wh--I--
What's going on?!
[There is also a Stanford degree on the wall, dated 2003. Guess who didn't get kicked out of college?]
Wh--I--
What's going on?!
[There is also a Stanford degree on the wall, dated 2003. Guess who didn't get kicked out of college?]
[Chuck opens his eyes and stares at the camera, looking slightly unfocused. He's in the infirmary, and a little battered-looking. There's a bruise on his face and a cut above his eyebrow...and more stuff that the camera can't see.]
Ow, my head hurts. I really need to stop getting concussed, it can't be good for the--[He catches himself.] --my health. At least it wasn't a steel beam this time...even though it felt like a steel beam...
[He runs a hand through his hair. And stops.]
Where is most of my hair?
[He turns to show the back of his head to the camera. His hair is definitely shorter and shaggier in the back than it used to be. You can blame that one on the Aztecs.]
This isn't because of surgery, is it? No, I don't feel a suture. Great. I think someone attacked my hair with pruning shears. That's really attractive.
[Then he glances around the infirmary.]
All things considered? I guess I have it pretty okay. I should get discharged soon, but I think they want to keep me overnight because of the concussion.
Ow, my head hurts. I really need to stop getting concussed, it can't be good for the--[He catches himself.] --my health. At least it wasn't a steel beam this time...even though it felt like a steel beam...
[He runs a hand through his hair. And stops.]
Where is most of my hair?
[He turns to show the back of his head to the camera. His hair is definitely shorter and shaggier in the back than it used to be. You can blame that one on the Aztecs.]
This isn't because of surgery, is it? No, I don't feel a suture. Great. I think someone attacked my hair with pruning shears. That's really attractive.
[Then he glances around the infirmary.]
All things considered? I guess I have it pretty okay. I should get discharged soon, but I think they want to keep me overnight because of the concussion.