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[Chuck sighs and runs his hands through his hair.]

All right, I have to explain. During the flood I could, for some extremely stupid reason, only speak in movie quotes. If you think it was annoying, you have no idea how I felt. That said, some of what came out of my mouth was not, strictly speaking, true. For example, I was not raised by a crazy Belgian. The truth is actually more complicated than that.

Like, way more complicated.

But whatever. Flood's over. I just thought I owed you guys an explanation.

Current Mood: exhausted

[Chuck is staring at his desk, trying desperately to use his own words.]

Captain's log, stardate: Unknown.

[Frown. Pause. Try again. Fail to produce own speech. Flail arms helplessly.]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

...help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

[Aaaand lineface.]

[Sources: Star Trek, Zoolander, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope]

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Chuck Bartowski

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