10. - Video - Floods suck

[Chuck sighs and runs his hands through his hair.]

All right, I have to explain. During the flood I could, for some extremely stupid reason, only speak in movie quotes. If you think it was annoying, you have no idea how I felt. That said, some of what came out of my mouth was not, strictly speaking, true. For example, I was not raised by a crazy Belgian. The truth is actually more complicated than that.

Like, way more complicated.

But whatever. Flood's over. I just thought I owed you guys an explanation.