01. - Video - Don't freak out.

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[The camera comes on, revealing a nervous-looking young man in his late 20s. A Tron poster is visible behind him.]

H-hi, hello, Barge. Hi.

Name's Chuck, Chuck Bartowski, I, uh, I fix computers and things. It's my job. Also for fun.

I hope I can help an inmate, I mean, I want to help an inmate. Or many inmates. And it's good to, you know, just get away for a while. It's pretty crazy back at home and there's a whole lot of stuff going on and I'm just going to stop talking now, wow, it is really easy to just keep talking to this little journal thing.

[He claps once, then rubs his hands together.] So, uh...until I'm assigned, if anyone wants to play Call of Duty or something? Or Halo, or...whatever? I'm your man.

[Aaand cue the nervous, derpy grin!]

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HE'S SPOKEN FOR, SAFFRON. B|

[scruffynerdhrdr.livejournal.com]

Hi, hi there. [Nervous-er grin.

HE WATCHED FIREFLY. Homigawd it's Saffron. But probably a bad idea to let people know they're fictional. He'll tread lightly.]

THIS IS INCONSEQUENTIAL, CHUCK >:D

[call-me-saffron.livejournal.com]

[LOOOOOOOOL no tricking him, then—but she's damn well going to try.]

Got a name, sweetheart?

WHY DID I GUESS THAT. xD

[scruffynerdhrdr.livejournal.com]

I'm Chuck, nice to meet you.

[Feign ignorance, feign ignorance...!]

Uh...who are you, exactly?

Hah. Hahaha. So I'm an idiot and didn't notice he GAVE HIS NAME IN THE ENTRY. Derp.

[call-me-saffron.livejournal.com]

Name's Saffron. Pleasure's all mine.

So tell me, Chuck—you're a warden, right? What brings you to our humble Barge?

Lol, he just thinks she picked up the feed late, no worries.

[scruffynerdhrdr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm a warden. Dunno, just decided I needed to get out of L.A. for a while, help some people.

[Like he's going to go spilling all his convoluted and bizarre problems to the first pretty woman to talk to him. He has matured since season one, a little bit.]

So, uh, what brings you here?

[call-me-saffron.livejournal.com]

Sounds pretty noble.

I'm just here for the usual. You know—sun, sea, sanctification.

[scruffynerdhrdr.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh...sounds good, I guess. Although I wouldn't peg this place as a vacation spot...