01. - Video - Don't freak out.

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[The camera comes on, revealing a nervous-looking young man in his late 20s. A Tron poster is visible behind him.]

H-hi, hello, Barge. Hi.

Name's Chuck, Chuck Bartowski, I, uh, I fix computers and things. It's my job. Also for fun.

I hope I can help an inmate, I mean, I want to help an inmate. Or many inmates. And it's good to, you know, just get away for a while. It's pretty crazy back at home and there's a whole lot of stuff going on and I'm just going to stop talking now, wow, it is really easy to just keep talking to this little journal thing.

[He claps once, then rubs his hands together.] So, uh...until I'm assigned, if anyone wants to play Call of Duty or something? Or Halo, or...whatever? I'm your man.

[Aaand cue the nervous, derpy grin!]

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[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[Heavy, heavy, slow sigh.]

You're going to hate me before we even meet face to face, Chuck.

[scruffynerdhrdr.livejournal.com]

What? No! I mean, I'm starting to rethink my vacation plans, but I'm not going to hold this place against you.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[Groans.]

Fine.

We've been turned into kids, forced to tell only the truth, forced to tell only lies, had our genders swapped, turned into our Halloween costumes, been turned into animals...that answer enough for you?

[scruffynerdhrdr.livejournal.com]

[Stupefied silence while he processes all that. Then, weakly:]

Not all at once, I hope.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[Chuckles.]

No, Chuck, not all at once.

[scruffynerdhrdr.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay.

[A shaky smile.]

I think I might be able to handle that.